Sunday, November 16, 2008

School !

Half year of Form6 with jokers..

Teacher's quote:
Chemistry teacher :
  1. People at the back please stop talking. You all are so disgusting !
  2. You all please stop talking, if you all don't stop, i don't know what am I talking. ~when discussing chemistry experiment.
  3. We talk later, alot busybodies around. alot. ~when she online during lesson break, all sutdents rushed to her laptop, she type this in, and projector showed it.
Pengajian Am teacher:
  1. Class ini tak pernah berhenti bercakap-(cakap x 10)
  2. Saya rampas kad ini ya, cikgu bagi anak saya main.
Random teacher who came into our class to lecture:
Only I can say the word 'shit', you can not. ~ i don't like this teacher, he very racist..

Relieved teacher:
Want me to die ar ?! (in chinese) ~teacher's response when students ask her to join tai dee

Student's quote:

  1. Wah, I laugh until 6 pats also come out ad.
  2. Dont argue because of me, can onot? ~when 2 girls were arguing.
  3. Here very cold la, you know why onot? Because David (a black) absorbed heat..
  4. I've finished my bullets..~A regret Enoch who just finished his physics objective paper
Moments:
  1. Chemistry exp:
Teacher: Are you ready for the experiment?
John* : Michael, are you ready? (at the same time pointing teacher)
Michael*:Aye, aye, captain !
John* :I can't hear you.
Michael*:Aye, aye, captain ! (louder, then continue to sing) Who lived in the pineapple under the sea. Sponge..
Teacher: Michael, you get out !

2. Chem exp also:

John* took 2 beakers of KA5, he poured togather. The empty beaker he filled it with distilled water. Then, he put the beaker at the KA5 place. Another fellow took it...after some time "ooi, why not change one?" While John laugh until stomach pain...

Alot more stupid stuff happened, thats why all my marks were 5x..Happy Holiday