Stupid Teacher

One day we are having MUET, and the teacher quite gila 1..
We come to a text, about denture. Then he asked,
"Can anybody tell me what is denture?" He ask a girl after that..
"False teeth(pronounced T-it)" said the girl.
The teacher say, "Class, when u r reading plz pronoun it properly."
Everybody is quite blur until my friend had his 2 hands in front of his chest, as if carrying something.. whole class laugh...
Next come some other words, "keep abreast"(which mean keep up with), then he asked a girl,
"What's the meaning of breast? O, i'm sorry, meaning of abreast"
"Keep up with."
"Is thre any other answer?"
My friend again, "aboob"
Then the lesson key liao, laugh only...

Sorry to those who r offended by this post.